Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You better run, you better take cover.

To the silver strangers appearing down under:
You are not welcome here.  Please hand the land back over to the aboriginal population or you will find yourselves the victims of complete deforestation.

Faster than I can say "Gillette."

5 comments:

  1. OMG..I can't even laugh too loud cuz everyone is sound asleep while I read...

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  2. Why do they appear down south before up north? It's complete insult to injury. If I hadn't been warned about this in my twenties by some kind coworkers I might be curled up in the fetal position humming to myself right now.

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  3. if you really want to add insult to injury, wait another year or two and your eyes go - then you can't see shit about what is going on!

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  4. Ugh, the eyes already went. Maybe I should STOP wearing my glasses.

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  5. The husband says he's rooting for the strangers. Swine.

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