Redemption

I was just informed that part of me is womanly charming by my 10 year old.

That part would be my lower leg, beneath the knee. I'll take it.

The Sexiest Woman Alive

My boys have reached that point that they notice when I'm naked. My older son especially. I make a conscious effort now not to be naked when they're around, but sometimes it just happens and I try not to make a big deal about that either. The girl raised by wannabe hippies in me still feels like our bodies are lovely, natural things that we shouldn't have to be embarrassed about. Until your ten year old sees your naked boob profile that is.

The other day I was getting dressed and my son walked in my room to ask me a question and I was completely nude-o. I casually turned sideways and continued putting on my underwear. His eyes drifted immediately to my chest region. After cocking his head like an inquisitive puppy he lets me know the following tidbit of info:

"From the side you kind of look like a man who needs to jog more."

What do you think?

Hey bloggies. I miss you! I swear I'm going to start writing more regular-like. What do you think about this new template? Yes, no, whatever?

Also, please help me vote on a new haircut. After you're done with that, feel free to think about the important things in life like providing for your family, escalating violence in Darfur and of course that nasty pants oil spill.

If it makes you feel better I'll send my hair clippings to the gulf.

There's a very subtle difference between the two (one is a version of the other with more length).

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By voting, you have just saved a Libra from indecision. You should feel really good about yourself.