So we had all the food out on the table and we're in the kitchen waiting for them to come in. They come through the door and their 1st grader says "it smells like guacamole." Axl says "it does smell funny in here, not bad funny but different funny." Apparently superior olfactory abilities run in this family because there was guacamole TWO ROOMS AWAY.
Anyhoo, he walks into the kitchen, we do the "SURPRISE" thing, which he clearly is, and then proceed to get stinking drunk in his honor. You know you're at a good party when you walk into a conversation about people shitting themselves and it's as natural as talking about the weather. That's a sign that plenty o'Petron has been had by all.
There are however two things I highly recommend not doing with a hangover. Getting a bikini wax and taking a four year old to a party at the "Funplex". I have now done both of these things. Nerve endings are just way too sensitive. I came within an inch of screaming "shut the fuck up" to a table of particularly ear-piercing six year olds behind me.
It's going to be a fun year.
Another task not to be performed after one of these gatherings...trying to push in your back storm window in an effort to gain entrance to your home. Apparently it is highly probable that it may shatter into thousands of pieces, prompting curiousity in the hood at 230am. Of course I lobbied to the wife that I did the responsible thing by getting a ride home and leaving the vehicle at Axl's only to forget my keys. Anyway, enjoyed meeting you at the party and love the blog - Ryan
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I still find myself spontaneously laughing at some of that conversation. That sucks about the window! All the more evidence that you did, in fact, make the right choice.
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