I am so turned on right now.

For the first time in our 16 year relationship my husband is willingly hanging Christmas lights on the house.  I am literally panting as I type this.  Not only that, but he SUGGESTED it.  I only have a minute, because he is running to Home Depot (again not coerced) to get more for the roof line.

I am speechless.  I am overjoyed.  I am horny.

Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus.