I was just informed

that I'm too old to be a fashion model.  Because fashion models are in their teens or twenties and have sexy tans.

But I'm not so old that I should be at the senior house where farts are silent but deadly (this comes from a visit with their great grandmother who cleared the room).

And I'm also to old to climb.

It would be inappropriate of me to bill them for breast and labial reconstruction right?  Right.