Makes me want to have another baby

A sloth baby. We'd have so much in common!

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

Brilliant

Why didn't I take pictures when my kids decided to reenact the battle of Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar using dry erase markers instead of light sabers? Did I mention that this epic battle took place on MY MOTHER'S COUCH. Caps off of course. It was a sectional with 12 distinct sections. Somehow they managed to get a little something on every section. Every single one.

All of the couch pictures on this site make me a little sick to my stomach. I'm pretty sure I suffer from PTMS (Post traumatic marker syndrome). And don't let the name fool you, there's no erasing with dry erase markers.

http://shitmykidsruined.com/

Enjoy!

Are you there God...

It's me, not Margaret. I just got my over-40-period.

W. T. F. ?

I needed this today. Maybe you do too?

Announcements, Announcements, Annnnnounce-ments!!

While doing the dishes just now, I was treated to the following play-by-play from the downstairs bathroom:

"Mom, I just peed on the wall by accident!"

"Now I have to poop."

"Oh wait, it was just a fart."

"Nope, now I really have to poop." (Sound of toilet lid crashing).

2 minute intermission.

"Mom I'm done."

"Oh my gosh, I can see granola in my poop."

I CANNOT WAIT to read this to his first girlfriend.

Sign. Me. Up.

Just read about this new procedure. Titillating to say the least. Looks like a trip to Europe may be on the horizon...

Mr. Peepers Brushes his Teeth