Showing posts with label saggy boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label saggy boobs. Show all posts

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Sexiest Woman Alive

My boys have reached that point that they notice when I'm naked. My older son especially. I make a conscious effort now not to be naked when they're around, but sometimes it just happens and I try not to make a big deal about that either. The girl raised by wannabe hippies in me still feels like our bodies are lovely, natural things that we shouldn't have to be embarrassed about. Until your ten year old sees your naked boob profile that is.

The other day I was getting dressed and my son walked in my room to ask me a question and I was completely nude-o. I casually turned sideways and continued putting on my underwear. His eyes drifted immediately to my chest region. After cocking his head like an inquisitive puppy he lets me know the following tidbit of info:

"From the side you kind of look like a man who needs to jog more."

Friday, March 12, 2010

Sign. Me. Up.

Just read about this new procedure. Titillating to say the least. Looks like a trip to Europe may be on the horizon...


Thursday, April 9, 2009

Last, but not least (sniff sniff)

He (9 year old son) made this one for me:
















He knows that giraffes are my fav "wild, land mammal" (such classifications are necessary in this household).

And I got 6, count 'em, SIX Os on my "so" for pretty.  Totally worth the saggy boobs.