If you give a chimp a corkscrew

If you give a chimp a can of soup, she will want to eat it.

She will pull the pop-top with such gusto, the metal tab will pop right off.

If you give a chimp a can opener, she will try and try to open the tab-less pop-top soup, but she will fail.

If you give a chimp a butter knife, she will try for many minutes to work the knife under the little circle of metal left on the pop-top can and eventually bend the tip of the knife.

But if you give a chimp a corkscrew, she will raise it over her head, bring it down full force on the vacuum sealed pop-top and end up with soup dripping from her chimp glasses, chimp hair and favorite chimp sweater.